Beauty and the Beast
by Kate Sith and Fue-chan
Cast
Belle..................Renton
Beast.................Zei
Gaston...............Eriya
Luminere...........Kate
Cogsworth..........Seibrum
Mrs. Potts...........Fue-chan
Chip(s)...............Tundra and Wynter
Maurice..............Hazel
LeFou..................Sparrow
Phillpe................Cojin
Footstool.............Juliet
Duster (Fifi?)......Gabriel
Fanboy Trio........Harlequin, Jerome, and Vail
Wardrobe...........Dana
Looney Bin Guy..Vecepia
Fue-chan: *poof!*
Zei: >.> What's going on?
Kate Sith: *poof too! =D*
Rents: ..... I dunno.... >.> ....
Fue-chan: *tugs Rents over to Zei* aww, you guys are so cute already ^_^
Zei: <.< ...
Rents: We're what now? >.>
Kate: Cute!
Rents: ... ^^; They called you cute, Zei..
Fue-chan: ^^ Hai. *looks around at the other victims* So... um, who's Gaston? o.o
Zei: o.o >=/ Hey!
Kate: i dunno... o_o who is Gaston...? oh the one everyone thinks is so hot!?
Fue: ^^;;; Hai. ^^ And he loves Belle and hunts and is vain and such.
Zei: <.< *at Rents* Wait a minute... so you're Beauty?
Rents: I'll be-- What?? I'm what?
Zei: o.o Or are you? *looks up*
Fue-chan: ^^;;; Eh...
Kate: Beeeeauty! ^_^ we can use lipstick and eyeliner so you fit the part better. ^^
Fue-chan: :D Hai!
Zei: *stifles laughter*
Fue: Ooh, you can be pretty like Ewan as Curt... *__*
Rents: ..... :o Why can't a female person be her?? >.< I'm male in case you haven't noticed!!
Zei: Yeah, how come I don't get a chick? =/
Rents: :O Zei!
Zei: <.< What, you want to be a chick?
Rents: ... :-/ Of course I don't....
Kate: You'll make a good one though. ^^ Now, who is vain and loves Rents?
Fue: <.< *looks at Zei* Ideally....
Zei: >=/
Rents: #-_-# I'm against this whole production...
Kate: ^^; Well, he can't have both parts..
Fue: Haai... well, the whole lot of my minna love Renton, but I don't think very many of us are vain and mean.. *glance*
Kate: >.> Most of mine are generally annoyed by him....
Fue-chan: =/ Meanies...
Rents: :-/ Aye.... Everyone should love Rents. *points at Fue* She has the right idea. She's a good author.
Fue-chan: ^__^ Aww.. *hugglies him, hearts eyes*
Kate: :O I'm putting you on at least three more people's hit lists for that
Fue-chan: =/ ... Well, the Renton Fanclub is me, Eriya, Zei, and Starlynn.....
Rents: Eriya can do it! ^__^
Eriya: o.o!
Zei: *begins looking through Rent's wardrobe for the play* Aww, these dresses are so pretty!
Rents: o.o! >.< Zeeeei, get out of my things! o.o ...I mean, uh.... those are mine?
Fue: *nods* Yes, she is meaner than me or Starlynn...
Eriya: >=/
Fue: See? o.o
Rents: ^__^ And she's so beautiful! *snuggles Eriya*
Eriya: <.< ... *pat pat* What exactly would I be doing? I don't get beat up again, do I? =/
Rents: You get to be in love with me. :-D And all the girls in town are in love with you! er...boys... o.o;;;
Eriya: .........
Zei: *snickers, holding up some dress to Renton* Aww....
Fue-chan: *bats Zei away* Stooop, you're gonna scare him off! >.<
Rents: o.o! >.< *pushes it away* That's not funny! I'm not wearing dresses!
Kate: ^_^ Eriya-san will do it, then?
Eriya: >=/ ..... >.< You all are idiots.
Fue: o.o I think that's "yes" ....
Rents: ;_; Even me?
Eriya: Oh, of course not you, love... *pettle*
Rents: ^^ Aye, of course not. You're not an idiot either, darling.
Eriya: ^^;; Thank you, Julien...
Kate: So who's the clock and the candle?
Fue: @.@ Uh... I have no idea.. who wants to be animate objects?
Minna: >.o
Kate: ^_^ Zei's friends? o.o Are they?
Fue: Well, he's generally not nice to them, but yes. ^^;; You could be one, Katesy.
Kate: ;_; I don't want Zei to be mean to me...
Fue: >.o Oh...
Rents: I should be one of Zei's friend. :-/
Zei: *huggles Kate* I wouldn't be... I think you should be Beauty.. *smiiile*
Kate: :-D Awwww! *snugs* Can I?
Rents: :O!!
Zei: <.< *glance at Rents* ...
Rents: :-/ .....fine by me... *sniffle*
Zei: >.o ...
Kate: ^___^ I~I'm the prettiest Belle!
Rents: >:-| No, I am! o.o;;; ...I mean.....
Zei: *pats Kate* Maybe you should let Renton be her. I think he's looking forward to the drag.
Fue-chan: lol ^_^
Rents: >.< No I'm not!!! >.<
Kate: .... :-/ I have to give it up, for Rents's identity issues...
Zei: *nods sadly* Don't worry, I think you're prettier. ^_~
Rents: >.< You guys are so mean!!!
Kate: ^^ Honto ni?
Zei: *nods, flirt flirt*
Gabe: =/
Rents: >.< Zei, you're shameless...
Fue: Oh, Gabey should be one of his Daddy's friends. ^^
Gabe: o.o
Kate: Haaaai! Me and Gabey! ^__^
Gabe: ^_^ *happier with this*
Kate: *separates from Zei and snugs Gabey*
Gabe: ^__^
Zei: =/ ... *sulks, glance at Renton*
Rents: *crosses his arms and looks away* Hmph.
Fue: Okay, so which ones are you guys? o.o There's the clock and the candle and the teapot and the little teacup... I think there's a footstool too. o.o
Kate: I wanna be the candle! ^_^ I always liked him when i was little. Juliet can be the footstool!
Juliet: *Bark!*
Fue: :D You can talk in a French accent, Katesy!
Kate: oui!
Fue: ^__^ o.o Oh! And didn't he have a girlfriend, the little duster thingy?
Gabe: <.< ...
Kate: Gabey-chan, that can be you!
Gabe: >.o If you want me to be, Kate...
Kate: :-D Hai!
Zei: *amused* This is like, the Cross Dressing Beauty and the Beast. Except me. *grin*
Rents: Aye, you just have to be ugly. :-fi
Zei: o.o What?
Rents: You have to be a beast.
Zei: But not ugly. o.o
Rents: Fine, just furry.
Zei: =/ ...Can we just pretend I look like an animal or something?
Rents: No.
Zei: >=/
Fue: Okeey, who wants to be Ms. Potts, the teacup? Er, kettle...
Kate: You, Fue-chan! And your kids can be the teacups.
Fue-chan: o.o! >.< But she's all fat and such...
Twins: o.o? *getting to participate?*
Kate: ^^;;; Piper-san then?
Piper: :O I am not fat!
Kate: You're gettin there!
Twins: :D *both huggle Piper*
Fue: ^^;; See, they love you.
Piper: ^^;; *pets them* Well, I think it should be you, Fue, because you're their mother.
Fue: =/ Only if Jerome's the big, scary stove man.
Jerome: What?
Kate: Hai! ^__^
Fue: ^_^ Okay then.
Jerome: ^^;;
Fue: <.< ... What about the anal clock?
Kate: Seibrum-san?
Seibrum: =/ How come I always get the up-tight anal characters? Am I such a jerk?
Fue: ^^;;; No, but you're Zei's friend....
Kate: haaaai! ^^ you can wear a little clock hand mustache!
Seibrum: =/ -_- Whatever.
Fue-chan: *peeer* Is that all the castle folk?
Rents: :-/ Can I have a clock hand mustache?
Kate: No, you're Belle!
Zei: You'd be a pretty ugly chick with a mustache.
Kate Sith: ^^ I put Beauty and the Beast in, so i could remember it better, and they're showing the preview for Aladdin... Aladdin was soooo good. i loved it SO much when i was little!
Fue-chan: aww, hai! it was when they were getting into computer effects and I was so like, "WOW" by it ^_^
Rents: >.< I'm not a chick though!!!!
Fue-chan: :D *puts her copy in too*
Zei: -_- You are now.
Kate Sith: ^^ when i was little, i was set on collecting all the disney movies... i wish i had... ^^ I'd like to have a marathon someday.
We watched some of Cinderella dubbed in Japanese, in my Japanese class. they do SO much better with dubbing than we do!
Fue-chan: aww, that would be awesome! :o I've watched the Lion King dubbed in Spanish before ^_^ T'was very funny.
Kate Sith: the song at the beginning, they were like "shindereraaaa" but their voices sounded JUST like the English ones ^^
Fue-chan: how cuuute! ^_^
Rents: >.< No, I'm not!
Kate: *grabs his waist* You have such a perfect little waist though! :O *jealous*
Rents: >>.<< I do NOT!
Zei: *agrees* ^_^ *with Kate*
Fue-chan: Ah, we need Bella's dad!
Kate: Who would be Rents's papa?
Fue: >.> ...Um... Who else is close to Rents?
Rents: ... ;_; No one.....
Eriya: *huggles him* =/ ...
Fue-chan: god, you can really tell the difference in the animation... like, the preview of Aladdin compared to the preview of Sleeping Beauty.
Rents: ~__~ *snugs* no one loves me, darling...
Kate Sith: ^^ Hai, i know.
Hazel: I'll be him! ^^
Rents: ;_; You will?
Hazel: *noddles* Hai, I like you ^^
Kate: Ahhh! Sparrow can be Gaston's little dude!
Fue: :D Waaai! That's perfect!
Sparrow: >.o I get to be with Eriya?
Fue: Hai!
Sparrow: ... ^^ Okay...
Rents: ..... Wait, I wanna be that little guy...
Kate: You're BELLE!
Eriya: *pats him and goes over to be by Sparrow* ^^
Fue: Renton, you're the star! Be happy!
Rents: :o .... >.< I'm the girl star!!!
Fue: ^^;;; Er.. hai...
Rents: >.< Why does everyone always want me to dress up like a girl?
Fue: Because you're pretty ^^
Rents: >.< -_- No I'm not....
Kate: yes you are.... pretty pretty
Fue: *pats him and ignores him now, looking around* Any other parts? o.o
Kate: no, i don't think so...i think that's all of them. oh, there's the horse ^^
Fue: That needs to be one of yours, Katesy. =/ I've got too many..
Kate: Ummmm.. Sami-neko is too small... Cojin? ^^;
Hazel: o.o *has to ride him* ....
Cojin: >:-|
Kate: ^^ He'll do it.
Hazel: >.o I might crush him...
Kate: nah, he's strong. Ne, Cojin? *pats him*
Cojin: *wolfifies, and snaps at her*
Kate: o.o;;;
Hazel: ...o.o *pat pats Cojin wolfy*
Cojin: *groooowl*
Hazel: *backs off* ^^;;
Kate: okay, then... i think that is everyone.
Fue: Hai ^^ Minna all ready to go?
Kate: *trying to shove Rents into a dress*
Rents: >.< nooo...
Zei: *just in Princey clothes before his beast transformation*
Other Minna: *getting ready too*
Kate; Zeeei, you look cooool *_*
Minna: *ditto*
Zei: *grin* Thank you. ^^ *looks dashing for her*
Kate: *___*
Fue-chan: *puts a chef's hat on Jerome* ^_^
Jerome: ^_^ v
Kate Sith: Gabey: "I saw a girl in ze castle!"
Fue-chan: LOL
Fue-chan: watching this and picturing our minna is so funny
Fue: Should we have a narrator for the beginning?
Kate: Hai.... ^^; You can do that, too, Fue-chan..
Fue-chan: @.@ Okay. ^^;;; *pulls down a pretty backdrop
Fue-chan: I always LOVE the beginning, where it shows the castle and the forest and such.
Kate Sith: haaaai ^_^
Fue: *clears throat* Once there was a young prince who lived in a shining castle.
Zei: *sits in his castle*
Fue: Although he had everything his heart desired, the Prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind.
Zei: ... >=/ *orders servants around and such*
Fue: Until, one night, an old beggar woman came to the castle--*stops* who's our enchantress/beggar woman? o.o Piper? ^__^
Piper: ^^ Sure! *dresses like a beggar and goes to the castle* .....
Fue: And offered him a single rose in return for shelter from the bitter cold.
Zei: *raises an eyebrow*
Piper: *offers a rose* For shelter from the bitter cold...? ;_;
Zei: >=/ What does this place look like, a homeless shelter?
Piper: ....Don't be deceived by appearances.... Beauty is found within...
Zei: -_- Uh huh. That's just something ugly people say to make themselves feel better.
Fue-chan: When the Prince had refused her again, her ugliness melted away to reveal a beautiful enchantress..
Piper: Fine, then. *throws off her beggar woman clothes, flutters her sparkly wings and pulls out a magic wand* hmph!
Zei: o.o! Hey! *griiin* How's it going, cutie? ^_~ *leaan*
Piper: heh, yea right. It's too late for that. I've already seen that you're just a spoiled, selfish, cold jackass, and now i'm gonna do something mean to you.
Zei: :O
Fue-chan: As punishment, she transformed him into a hideous beast and placed a powerful spell on all the castle.
Zei: Hey, no! >=/ No hideousness!
Piper: *nods and does it!*
Piper: *is a good sport and transforms himself into a beast version of himself, but not ugly, like in the movie
Fue-chan: I dun think the Disney beast is ugly ^^ He's cute.
Kate Sith: He has doggy legs ^^
Fue-chan: lol hai ^^
Piper: haha! Now there's a powerful spell on all the caaaastle!
Fue: Ashamed of his monstrous form, the Beast concealed himself inside his castle with a magic mirror as his own window to the outside world..
Zei: *back in the castle, starts tearing up things with his beastly claws* Grr, I'm mad....
Fue-chan: The rose she had offered was truly and enchanted rose, that would bloom until his 21st year.
Zei: o.o Damn, I'm young... >.> *looks at the rose on his night table*
Kate Sith: lol...
Kate Sith: grr, i'm mad...
Fue-chan: ^^;;
Rents: ;_; I'm so ooooold...
Zei: *would comfort Rents, but is concealing himself inside his castle* -_-
Fue: If he could learn to love another and earn their love by the time the last petal fell, the spell would be broke. If not, he would be doooooomed to remain a beast for all time.
Rents: *silently thanks her for not saying "her"*
Fue-chan: ^^ Aww
Fue: As the years past, the beast fell into despair, and lost all hope... for who could ever learn to love a beast....?
Kate: *holds up a cruedly-drawn Beauty and the Beast sign*
Fue: *thumbs up to Katesy* :D
Kate: :-D >.> okay, Rents, go walk out of the weird house...
Fue: *cues the pretty music*
Rents: *grabs his basket and skips out of the house, wearing blue peasant dress*
Kate: whoo!
Fue: All right, sexy! ^^ *whistle*
Rents: >.< .... *smiles at birds and keeps going*
Kate: Sing!
Rents: >.< No!
Fue: But you have a lovely voice!
Rents: >>.<< How do you know?
Fue: Uhhhh... >.> I don't...
Kate: Belle has to sing, it's important.
Rents: Little toooown, it's a quiet village.
Kate: whoo!
Fue: :D
Rents: Every daaaay like the one befoooore, little tooooown full of little people... Waking uuuup toooo saaaay -_-;;;
Fue: *quickly grabs some minna to shove out*
Random Minna: Bonjour!
Randomly selected minna: Bonjour!
Random ditto: Bonjour! Bonjour!
Randomly selected minna: Bonjour!
Rents: ^_^ There goes the baker with his tray like alwaaays, the same old bread and rolls to seeeeell
Fue: *thinks he's the most adorable thing ever* ^__^
Randomly Selected Baker: *has bread and rolls for continuity*
Rents: Every morning just the same, as the morning that we came.. *curtsies to someone* to this poor provincial town..
Kate Sith: sp?
Fue-chan: looks right ^^
Minna: *tips their hats and such to him as he passes, murmuring too behind his back*
Vail: Good morning Belle! ^_^ o.o! What am I doing here?
Fue-chan: lol ^__^
Rents: ^_^ Morning! I'm going to the book shop! I love to reeeeeead! ^__^ I'm strange! Reading is strange! ^__^
Fue-chan: XD
Vail: *disinterested*
Rents: *walks off*
Minna: *sing about how strange Rents is*
Minna: *ditto, point and such when they think Rent's isn't looking*
Rents: *returns a book and the nice man gives him his favorite one to keep* :D *goes and shows the book to some sheep for some reason* Ohhhhhhhhhhhh isn't thiiiiis amaaaazing
New pet sheep: Maah... <.< *think the book is boring, climbs up to chew on Rent's hair*
Rents: It's my favorite paaaaart becaaaaaause you seeee... >.< *jumps up and runs away* Gwah, get away from meeee!!! >>.<<!!!!!!!!
Sheep: o.o!
Fue: >.o ...
Rents: Here's where she meets Prince Charming!!! *throws the book at it to make sure it stays away* But she won't discover that it's him till chapter three, let's do the next part!
Sheep: o.o;;;; *"weirdo"*
Rents: *just keeps going along while people sing about how pretty yet odd he is*